humara naya pratik chinh,

आखिरकार भारत सरकार की तरफ से एक लंबे अरसे के बाद कोई सुकूनदायक खबर आई है वर्ना इनकी मक्कारी और जनता की ........मारने वाली ख़बरें ही नई दिल्ली से आती रहती हैं,
आखिरकार भारत उन् चुनिन्दा मुल्कों में शुमार हो गया है जिनके पास अपनी मुद्रा का निर्धारित चिन्ह है।
अभी तक अमरिका, जापान,चाइना,ब्रिटेन और यूरोपियन यूनियन, के ही पास अपनी मुद्रा का चिन्ह है.
भारतीय मुद्रा के इस खूबसूरत चिन्ह को डिजाईन किया है श्री डी. उदय कुमार ने,
यह चिन्ह देखने में खूबसूरत तथा अंतर्राष्ट्रीय स्तर का है, कुछ समझदार लोग इस चिन्ह के मतलब निकाल - निकाल कर इसकी व्याख्या करके बेकार की बातें बना रहे है ताकि उनकी बुद्धिजीविता साबित हो सके।
अच्छी बात ये भी है के हमारे सांसदों ने बिना किसी बेवकूफी की बहस किये इसे मंज़ूरी प्रदान कर दी,
उम्मीद है भविष्य में ये चिन्ह अत्यंत लोकप्रिय होगा, और हिन्दुस्तान की शक्तिशाली अर्थव्यवस्था का प्रतिनिधित्व करेगा।
नए नोटों पर इसे देखना अच्छा लगेगा, अब हमे गांधी जी को नोटों पर से अलविदा कह देना चाहिए और इस नए चिन्ह को स्थान देना चाहिए,

Five headed Snake - SHESHNAAG

A Mysterious five headed snake has been seen in a temple of lord Shiv in a remote area of Karnatka state in India.
In Hindu Mythologies the very existence of such kind of Snake has been described extensively, five headed Snake is known by the name of "Sheshnaag" in various religious books.
A very famous incident of such snake is with Lord krishan, when he was a small lad he fight and overpower a five headed snake namely "Kaalia naag" who lives in the river Yamuna,
This mythical snake has been widely recognized by the most of Hindus as they grown up by hearing the stories of five headed snake, they consider it as a very pious snake even call it the god himself, in holy book Ramayan it was describe that the brother of Lord Ram namely Lakshman is the incarnation of that Sheshnaag who is the servant of Lord Vishnu, who resides in "Sheer-Saagar",
This is no coincidence that the snake was seen only in and near by the temple of Lord shiv, who put snake in his neck as a garland.
It is the matter of curiosity and research for the scientists that how the five headed snake come into existence, because in the records their are only two headed snakes were reported, but no-body ever seen the five headed snake,
it may be b'coz of some genetically or hormonal disorder but for the devotee Hindus this the incarnation of God in their period,

चोर होते है प्रोपर्टी डीलर.

aaj subah mai aur bhaisahab gaye the ek property dealer ke paas, darasal humne ek dukaan kiraye par leni thi, dukaan humne may ke mahine me hee dekh aur pasand kar lee thi, dealer ko humne 7000/- advance bhi de diya tha, wo humne ek mahine tak latkata raha, aur abb jab humne apne mojuda landlord ko bol diya ke july me hum aapki jagah khaali kar denge, aur abb june ke mahine ka kuch hee din bachhe hain , uss साले, हरामजादे, चोर, सूअर की औलाद डीलर ने एन मोके पे कहा के वो कमीशन के रूप में पूरे महीने का किराया लेगा, जबकि नियमानुसार उसे केवल आधे महीने के किराये के बराबर कमीशन मिलना चाहिए, हमारे पास कोई चारा नहीं बचा सिवाए इसके के हम उसकी बात माने,
अब जैसे-जैसे वक़्त बीत रहा है, मेरा गुस्सा और खीज बढती जा रही है,
उस हरामी की औलाद डीलर को पीटने का मन कर रहा है,
मोका मिला तो इस कुत्ते की औलाद को ज़रूर मज़ा चखाऊंगा,
इस की मक्कारी इसीकी में से निकल दूंगा एक दिन.................
साले कैसे कमीने लोग होते हैं, परले दर्जे के चोर और उठैगिरे।

laughter images.........

Kya hoga iss desh ke sarkari 5 star hotels ka jab apna naam bhi inse theek nahi kiya jaata.......
Extreme of Double meaning.........
Kitne mahaan vichaar hain inn sahab ke.........
Written on a petrol tanker........
found on the door of a blue line bus in east Delhi,,,,,,,

BANIYA rocks.........

Spelling Disasterssssssss

Raod or Road, doob maro saalo........

Aapki English ka BONAZA(Bonanza) kamaal hai aunty ji-:


Kya sikhayega ye car chalana jab aata nahi naam likhana.-:






Control spelling error buddy._:

Posted by Milan Kuchhal at 11:08 AM

Bada maza aa raha hai....

Laala ji ki kulfi ekdum bakwaas, pata nahi kis nalayak ko maza aata hoga inki kulfi kha kar.

Convocation Gowns 'Barbaric Colonial Relics': Ramesh

Stoking a potential controversy, Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh today called as "barbaric colonial relics" the practice of wearing the traditional coloured robe at convocation ceremonies and publicly removed his own gown at one such event.

"I still have not been able to figure out after 60 years of Independence why we stick to this barbaric colonial relics," Ramesh said while addressing students at the seventh convocation of the Indian Institute of Forest Management (IIFM).

"I believe that these traditions are going on for ages and it is not at all necessary and not proper. With time we have to change and I strongly feel that this convocation dress should be changed," said Ramesh.

"Why do they wear caps, just to throw them in air for photographs," he added.

However, when his attention was drawn towards similar demands raised by two BJP ministers (Kailash Vijaywargiya and Archana Chitnis) in Indore last year during the convocation ceremony of Devi Ahilyabai Vishwa Vidyalaya (DAVV) that instead of gowns, degrees should be conferred in traditional dhoti-kurta, Ramesh said he don't want to involve himself in 'Swadeshi versus Videshi' (Indian versus foreign) debate.

Ramesh also posed a question as to why there cannot be a convocation with everyone sporting a simple dress.

"Why we cannot have a convocation in simple dress instead of coming dressed up as medieval vicars and popes," he asked, as he removed his gown worn over his trademark white kurta.

Ramesh's dramatic action drew a loud applause from the assembled gathering.


I am not agreed with him completely,

1 - this Gown is not Barbaric.

2- Wearing simple cloths is not great idea.

3- Throwing of caps really looks great in pics. now my point is that we need to change, yes we need to change but in a different way.

our Govt has to ask every university to introduce their own unique Convocation dress,
so that it became easy to recognize the university which student belongs to.
Convocation day is one of the great day in every students life, so it's good to see them in a different dress which they wear just once and have a memorable picture for the rest of their life.

Actor Nirmal Pandey, best remembered for his work in films like 'Bandit Queen' and 'God Mother' died on 18 February'2010,Thursday following a cardiac arrest.

He was 46 and is survived by his wife and two children, the actor was not keeping well for sometime and the end came at a private hospital this afternoon.

The actor established a niche playing negative characters on the big screen as well as on television, and his last project was the Telugu film 'Kedi', where he again played a villain.

A graduate from the National School of Drama, the actor is best known for films like, 'Iss Raat Ki Subah Nahin, 'Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya', 'One 2 ka 4' and 'Shikari'.

Pandey also held the rare distinction of winning an award in the 'Best Actress' category when he received the Valenti award in France in 1996 for his turn as a transvestite in Amol Palekar's 'Daayra'

A National School of Drama alumnus, Pandey began his career on the stage. He was associated with London-based theatre group Tara, and did plays like "Heer Ranjha", and "Antigone". He acted in around 125 plays. After doing bit roles in movies, he got his big break in Shekhar Kapur's acclaimed film "Bandit Queen" (1996) and in the same year featured in Amol Palekar's "Daayra" and Sudhir Mishra's "Is Raat Ki Subah Nahi". In 1998, he did "Train To Pakistan" and next year featured in "Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain". He also acted in several television serials including "Hatim" and "Princess Dollie Aur Uska Magic Bag".

He was not just a good actor but also an excellent singer,

Pandey had released an album called 'Jazba' in 2002 and . directed, 'Andhayug', a Hindi play, written by noted playwright Dharamveer Bharati.


I liked his style, voice and acting very much, one song from his album "Heer Ranjha" is a sufi song and is my most favorite song.

"May God Rest him in Peace."

आज सुबह मै बाइक पर जा रहा था, तभी आगे वाली दो गाड़ियाँ आपस में टकरा गईं, मै भी तेजी में था और एक कार से टकरा गया और उछल कर करीब एक फीट दूर जा गिरा, मैंने सड़क से उट्ठ कर खुद की जांच-पड़ताल की और पाया के मुझे खरोंच तक नहीं आई, बदकिस्मती की मै बिलकुल सही सलामत बच गया, काश के मर जाता तो इस दुनिया के झमेलों से छटकारा मिल जाता...........