Monday, 21 June 2010

Five headed Snake - SHESHNAAG

A Mysterious five headed snake has been seen in a temple of lord Shiv in a remote area of Karnatka state in India.
In Hindu Mythologies the very existence of such kind of Snake has been described extensively, five headed Snake is known by the name of "Sheshnaag" in various religious books.
A very famous incident of such snake is with Lord krishan, when he was a small lad he fight and overpower a five headed snake namely "Kaalia naag" who lives in the river Yamuna,
This mythical snake has been widely recognized by the most of Hindus as they grown up by hearing the stories of five headed snake, they consider it as a very pious snake even call it the god himself, in holy book Ramayan it was describe that the brother of Lord Ram namely Lakshman is the incarnation of that Sheshnaag who is the servant of Lord Vishnu, who resides in "Sheer-Saagar",
This is no coincidence that the snake was seen only in and near by the temple of Lord shiv, who put snake in his neck as a garland.
It is the matter of curiosity and research for the scientists that how the five headed snake come into existence, because in the records their are only two headed snakes were reported, but no-body ever seen the five headed snake,
it may be b'coz of some genetically or hormonal disorder but for the devotee Hindus this the incarnation of God in their period,




चोर होते है प्रोपर्टी डीलर.

aaj subah mai aur bhaisahab gaye the ek property dealer ke paas, darasal humne ek dukaan kiraye par leni thi, dukaan humne may ke mahine me hee dekh aur pasand kar lee thi, dealer ko humne 7000/- advance bhi de diya tha, wo humne ek mahine tak latkata raha, aur abb jab humne apne mojuda landlord ko bol diya ke july me hum aapki jagah khaali kar denge, aur abb june ke mahine ka kuch hee din bachhe hain , uss साले, हरामजादे, चोर, सूअर की औलाद डीलर ने एन मोके पे कहा के वो कमीशन के रूप में पूरे महीने का किराया लेगा, जबकि नियमानुसार उसे केवल आधे महीने के किराये के बराबर कमीशन मिलना चाहिए, हमारे पास कोई चारा नहीं बचा सिवाए इसके के हम उसकी बात माने,
अब जैसे-जैसे वक़्त बीत रहा है, मेरा गुस्सा और खीज बढती जा रही है,
उस हरामी की औलाद डीलर को पीटने का मन कर रहा है,
मोका मिला तो इस कुत्ते की औलाद को ज़रूर मज़ा चखाऊंगा,
इस की मक्कारी इसीकी में से निकल दूंगा एक दिन.................
साले कैसे कमीने लोग होते हैं, परले दर्जे के चोर और उठैगिरे।


Saturday, 19 June 2010

laughter images.........

Kya hoga iss desh ke sarkari 5 star hotels ka jab apna naam bhi inse theek nahi kiya jaata.......
Extreme of Double meaning.........
Kitne mahaan vichaar hain inn sahab ke.........
Written on a petrol tanker........
found on the door of a blue line bus in east Delhi,,,,,,,

BANIYA rocks.........


Spelling Disasterssssssss



Raod or Road, doob maro saalo........

Aapki English ka BONAZA(Bonanza) kamaal hai aunty ji-:



Kya sikhayega ye car chalana jab aata nahi naam likhana.-:






Control spelling error buddy._:


Friday, 4 June 2010

Bada maza aa raha hai....


Laala ji ki kulfi ekdum bakwaas, pata nahi kis nalayak ko maza aata hoga inki kulfi kha kar.